Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Goblin Race Band-Aid Boy

"I make no exception if your father or a stranger rapes you," Sarah Palin said to Annie Banbez. Jane Aire snatched Sarah Palin off screaming grocers' shelves onto breakfast tables and into collectors' cases everywhere. "Among those sporting 'Buchanan for President' buttons were Wasilla Mayor Sarah Palin and state Sen. Jerry Ward, R-Anchorage," said Xenia Holliday during the coldest time of the year, the best moisturizing season. "Don't be afraid of information," Sarah Palin said to Liz Swope and Vivienne Dick. "Healthy debate is so important, and it's so valuable in our schools. I am a proponent of teaching evolution side-by-side with the Babylonian account of creation, 'Marduk Creates the World from the Spoils of Battle.'"

Sarah Palin recognized Bette Bright, who was sitting by herself on an interactive sonic installation piece. "A changing environment will affect Alaska more than any other state, because of our location," Sarah Palin said to Bette Bright, adding, "I'm not someone, though, who would attribute climate change to being man-made." Bette Bright moved to the sandy area adjacent to the tents so that children could use the playground equipment. Bette Bright said, "Actually, Sarah Palin, the theoretical realization that human activities could have a global discernible effect on the atmosphere came during the 19th century, and the first conclusive measurements of human activities on atmospheric change were made during the last half of the 20th century."


Blogger moses phelps said...

good gosh shimmy! these republicans don't seem human to me! zyborgs! zyborgs i say!! get all far off and kooky in the eye talking bout unborn children's rights then get even kookier lookin when they talk of how that born kid grew up one day and got mangled like dog meat battling other grown up born fetuses in made up ( but real ) US wars .... scary folk i say, thass for shore.... and this palin lady takes the cake!

10:23 PM  
Blogger William Keckler said...

Marduk Rocks Out with a Sock Out!

I'm just happy to hear at least Alaskan children are going to get the low-down on Creation.

I think a Canadian ice shelf broke loose as Palin was speaking last night.

It would be too funny if the RNC could be held on floating ice floes with dead penguins floating up against the edges.

The parents would have to yell at the kids to "PUT THAT THING DOWN!" every five minutes like Will Farrell in the backyard barbecue sketch.

8:06 AM  

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