Pat Boone, El Ángel Exterminador (Part 2 of 2)

"Sarah Palin doesn't mean to steal," Brian Kilmeade said. "But her compulsive thieving produces relief and gratification. Now that she's written that book, she's afraid she'll go to jail. Why don't they try to help her instead?"

Sean Hannity and Joe Wurzelbacher rented a room above a mechanic shop. The employee glared, saying Joe Wurzelbacher looked familiar.

Joe Wurzelbacher doubted they'd met before. Sean Hannity guessed he looked like his sister, whom he loathed.

The employee warned them not to snore or touch his bikes.

Once in their room, Sean Hannity refused to sleep in the dirty sheets. As Joe Wurzelbacher soaked in the tub, Sean Hannity yelled to him that he hadn't seen any reports of Sarah Palin's most recent arrest for stealing.

Pat Boone ambled to the cracked bathroom door to watch him in the tub.

"Experts come in and send a very powerful fumigant, lethal to the varmints and unwelcome creatures, into every nook and cranny of the house," Pat Boone said. "Our White House is being eaten away from within."