Pat Boone, El Ángel Exterminador (Part 1 of 2)

Pat Boone told FBI agents that he went to church to pray. They didn't believe him. Debbie Schulssel entered, claiming that Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan worked as an advisor to President Obama's transition team.

Brian Kilmeade stated that John Allan Muhammad had been spotted far from Nidal Hasan, at the Red Onion Supermax Prison in Virginia. The FBI agents left, and Brian Kilmeade berated Sarah Palin for being a kleptomaniac.

Pat Boone said that the White House should be fumigated with poison gas.

"Like a very real infestation of termites and rodents," he said, "members of the Obama administration have settled into powerful positions and are already chewing away at the constitutional structure of our government."

Pat Boone wanted to pump poison gas into the White House, but Brian Kilmeade talked him out of it.

"Instead," Brian Kilmeade said, "it's time for the military to conduct special debriefings of U.S. soldiers who are Muslim."

Pat Boone said, "We treat the invaders, the alien rodents, to massive voter gas -- the most lethal antidote to would-be tyrants and usurpers. We must clean house. Starting with our own White House."

Brian Kilmeade told Pat Boone that Sarah Palin, not Lee Boyd Malvo, was the kleptomaniac who stole the clock from the hospital. She didn't need a clock. She didn't even like it.