Thursday, September 25, 2008

Debate or Wait? But What About All Those Dogs (Pit Bulls)?

I disagree with John McCain that we should wait until Glenn Beck is released from prison before we start the presidential debates. What about all those dogs (pit bulls) that Glenn Beck tortured and killed? Could John McCain look those dogs in the eyes, honestly, and tell them it's OK to wait? I know, Glenn Beck claims that he tortured and killed all those dogs (pit bulls) because he discovered that one of them, a super-intelligent American Pit Bull named Caesar, had arrived in a spaceship from the future, when Pit Bulls would rule the earth and enslave all humans. But that doesn't justify McCain's grin (and mordant chuckle) when reporters began shouting questions, none of them answered. Even though Tim Russert is dead, we should still start the debates. I know McCain was a POW, but Glenn Beck was caught with a "break" or "parting" stick for prying open dogs' mouths during fights and an electric treadmill modified for dogs (pit bulls).


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