List XVII

"King Lear
of Levittown"

Rush Limbaugh's
porcine waggle
betrayed us

You'd
run into
the woods, too

Your suitcase
makes
me sleepy

Eating
tuna in the
astral plane

This pile
of blankets
exhausts me

Cunning,
rank, abhorrent,
malingering
spies

Congress eats
wet food
from a dish
served
by phony soldiers

Ordering
iced tea
instead of
stealing hubcaps

Xavier University:
"Thanks be
to Ann Coulter"

Leaf-blower,
yoga mat,
garbage truck,
giant shoes,
washing machine,
vacuum cleaner,
wide awake

"Oscar is
drawn to death"