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"The Armed Republic of Shimmy the Cat is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, gambling is outlawed, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. The Armed Republic of Shimmy the Cat's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the catnip mouse. The Armed Republic of Shimmy the Cat is ranked 57th in the region and 22,471st in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments."