What They Did to Scout's Leg

Scout's leg shouted obscenities at the world. Scout's leg offered miserable teenagers a small fortune. Scout's leg was missing something by the minute. Scout's leg was a small girl who loved autumn. Scout's leg was seriously cornfields on both sides. Scout's leg threatened a small boat by a large creek. Scout's leg was an octopus, a Bolshevik's cape -- and Scout's leg for a long time pulled out snowflakes from the trees. Scout's leg rode a bus and lost its guitar. Scout's leg cursed in seven languages for the good of the planet. Scout's leg loved the smell for years of the canary under the bed.