Sinking Jittery Replica With Six Electrical Fingers

"What about
a public option
with a 'crossed
our fingers
behind our backs
so it doesn't
really count'
clause?"

"Ask the man
if he believes
that Jesus Christ
is the Son of God
and he will give you
a 10-minute
disertation [sic]
about it when
the answer should
simply be 'yes'"

"The Washington Post
can't go out
of business
fast enough"

"How do you
get a job
on television
if you appear to be
one of those people
who need to pin
their address
to their coat
so a stranger
can help them find
their way home?"

"Who do these people
think they are,
that they can tell us
when we can procreate?"

"This is slavery,
it’s nothing more
than slavery"

"Move closer
to where
we're protesting"

"The following persons
shall be disqualified
for office:
First, any person
who shall deny
the being
of Almighty God . . ."

"He is a man
without a soul
and, as a soulless
individual,
his actions
are not hampered
by trivial moral
considerations"

"It's Taco Sauce Spritzer
time, followed by
a trip to Baltimore"