Tuesday, June 05, 2007

I'm Pretty Sure Ann Coulter Didn't Kill That Guy

Ann Coulter caused millions of Americans to wake up as avid readers of history and view a summer monsoon in the dark brown up to her neck. Ann Coulter performs wonderful fragments of, as well as letters on, lies about Max Cleland torn to bits. Ann Coulter’s cheeseball pop love songs are now called "Shine, Perishing Republic."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shimmer me fingers! You made a comment on my blog. Actually, I happen to think Coulter tells a great deal of honest truths, some that we (republicans) wouldn't like to make.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Shimmy said...

What are your favorite Ann Coulter honest truths, h.a. parker? Here are five that I like:

1. On 9/11 widows: "I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much."

2. "We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice [John Paul] Stevens' creme brulee."

3. "My only regret with Timoth McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building."

4. "Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether."

5. "I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo."

2:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Ann Coulter is absolutely right in her comment that "If you don't make the liberals splutter with rage you are doing it wrong."

2:55 PM  
Blogger Shimmy said...

That's a good point! It's tough not to splutter with rage when someone threatens to kill a Supreme Court Justice.

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you know that Dr. Laura's son turned out to be everything that his mother thought he was NOT? Take a read--she is but the elder version of Ann Coulter, though Jewish.


6:42 PM  

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