Saturday, June 02, 2007

Buy Our Tootpaste or You'll Be Waterboarded

Buy our
toothpaste
or you'll
be water-
boarded

I slid that
pen you
wanted
under
the living
room carpet

"Embracing
the forms
and practices of
a kakistocracy,
the Bush
administration
hastened
the destruction
of the American
republic"

I pray to the
Celestial Saucerians
for guidance in
everything I do

And you
vacuumed
all the
catnip why?

Lou Dobbs
heals
7,000 lepers!

“There’s an
assumption
that often
passes for
common sense
that the more
pain imposed
on someone,
the more likely
they are
to comply"

This is why
it's treason

Travel and play
first-rate
instruments
with other
first-rate
musicians
with guns

You can't stop
me from
sliding another
pen you want
under the living
room carpet
anytime I want

2 Comments:

Blogger Yankee Doodle said...

Detectives listened to an illegal bug,
But didn't report the criminal plan.
Crime covers up crime, swept under the rug,
All merely for wont of an honest man.
The truth is hidden by towers of lies,
But the crime of the towers is exposed in riddles.
What really happened is quite a surprise!
Dirty cops, a deal with the devil,... the man in the middle.


Meow!

5:36 PM  
Blogger Dusty said...

Friggin cats! Mine also take every bottle top not disposed of properly.

Lawd, Lou Dobbs sighted..there went MY day. :P Now if we could only waterboard him.

11:18 AM  

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