Wednesday, March 28, 2007

List XI

1. Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcasts.
2. The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
3. The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
4. Crowds of flag-burning protesters accidentally tend to become crowds of burning protesters.
5. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare.

1 Comments:

Blogger Librocrat said...

Ironically screwing up public transportation with each project - each road they fix eventually falling apart and needing to be fixed again.

I could go for number 1. The news isn't very fun to watch anymore anyway.

6:08 PM  

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