Mrs. Alito

Mrs. Alito cried because it's not Paris in 1968. Mrs. Alito cried when she heard Candy Barr died. Mrs. Alito cried because Orrin Hatch washed her feet. Mrs. Alito cried when she saw Titanic. Mrs. Alito cried when Mark Messier won the Stanley Cup. Mrs. Alito cried when she finished Seabiscuit. Mrs. Alito cried when she heard a tape of the Grateful Dead's 1973 Watkins Glen concert. Mrs. Alito cried because she saw Santa Claus and he said to her, "The spectacle is the sun which never sets over the empire of modern passivity -- it covers the entire surface of the world and bathes endlessly in its own glory." Mrs. Alito cried when Ngo Dinh Diem won the Iraq election last year. Mrs. Alito cried when Scully saw Mulder in the window. Mrs. Alito cried because the dog cried.