My Newest Performance Piece
YOU'LL NEVER SEE MY FACE CHEWING
'SCIENCE DIET HAIRBALL CONTROL' PELLETS IN CHICAGO
(after Chris Burden)
1. They turn off the lights.
2. They leave the apartment.
3. I creep into the kitchen. It is completely dark.
4. I eat for three hours from my bowl.
posted by Shimmy at 11:06 AM
4 Comments:
bad kitty!
I slept underneath the coffee table this morning.
Dude! Did you see all the pigeon feathers on the back porch last week?? And there's a carcass on the ground level that looks pretty well picked over. Was Shimmy a pigeon-eating kitty lately?
I wish it had been me.
Tytan--
That pigeon was mine! I watched him through the back window, flying around like he owned the place. I don't know who got to him. Lots of cats in this building. I know I scared that pigeon with my mind. I slept a lot this weekend. My psyche terrified that pigeon.
Yours,
Shimmy
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