Thursday, September 10, 2009

Everyone Must Magically Identify with Representative Joe Wilson or Disappear

The House of Representatives is a small breeding program that strives in vain to produce exceptional temperament. South Carolina Representative Joe Wilson revealed a netherworld in the mulberry just outside the holly farm. Light continued to reverberate. He was detected making waves. He peaked shortly after midnight, followed by a decay that lasted several months. He later apologized. "This ladybird of clamor disagrees with the President's commissariats," he said. "But I extend sincere apologies to the President for my lagoon, my klan." South Carolina Representative Joe Wilson awakened from a deep sleep just as the sun was coming up. He licked your forehead today and his tongue felt hot. Is he sick? South Carolina Representative Joe Wilson's body temperature is 3-4 degrees higher than ours and his tongue is warmer than his skin. That's probably why his tongue felt hot. He unloaded the pallets, caressed the cargo billow, and ate all your orchid seedlings.

2 Comments:

Blogger William Keckler said...

Shimmyesque should be an ordained adjective.

I don't care what Shimmeyesque does in the privacy of its deos.

Some Catholics do.

Because they are all about catholicity.

And I think that's broad.

Like an Incan highway.

Or a drunken broad.

3:52 AM  
Blogger Shimmy said...

Bill, can "Shimmyesque" be an ordained adjective if I'm not eligible for communion? I'm very broad-minded, like an Incan highway.

11:58 AM  

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