The Rule of Law is Literally Made from Yarn and String

Boston and Long Beach:
"Thanks, Veterans!
Put your hands
behind your back!"

Alberto Gonzales:
"The rule of law
is literally made from
yarn and string"

Seriously, don't
touch me today

"A dreadlocked wig
and a prisoner's outfit
could cost her the job"

Genetically altered
mice: rank, blustery,
arrogant, delicious

Unless you want
to pull back
a bloody
wrist stump

"Then there'd be
no strife or struggle
and we'd all be 17"

If I wanted to be touched,
I wouldn't fall asleep
under the bed

The Book of Revelations
was written literally
hundreds of millions
of years ago

What's that noise
behind the 6000-sheet
box of laser print paper

Katharine Seelye,
reminding you
that John McCain
should not
call Hillary Clinton
a "bitch,"
but if he does,
it's only
to remind you
that you might
not want
to endure
the "animosity
and polarization" that,
Katharine Seelye reminds you,
is Hillary Clinton's
fault anyway