Saturday, November 17, 2007

The Rule of Law is Literally Made from Yarn and String

Boston and Long Beach:
"Thanks, Veterans!
Put your hands
behind your back!"

Alberto Gonzales:
"The rule of law
is literally made from
yarn and string"

Seriously, don't
touch me today

"A dreadlocked wig
and a prisoner's outfit
could cost her the job"

Genetically altered
rank, blustery,
arrogant, delicious

Unless you want
to pull back
a bloody
wrist stump

"Then there'd be
no strife or struggle
and we'd all be 17"

If I wanted to be touched,
I wouldn't fall asleep
under the bed

The Book of Revelations
was written literally
hundreds of millions
of years ago

What's that noise
behind the 6000-sheet
box of laser print paper

Katharine Seelye,
reminding you
that John McCain
should not
call Hillary Clinton
a "bitch,"
but if he does,
it's only
to remind you
that you might
not want
to endure
the "animosity
and polarization" that,
Katharine Seelye reminds you,
is Hillary Clinton's
fault anyway


Blogger Donald Douglas said...

Go McCain!

4:34 PM  
Blogger Shimmy said...

Donald, please. Ngo Dinh Diem is way better.

6:01 PM  

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