List X

The skittering
I hear
each night
in the kitchen wall
is "winnable,"
says U.S. Navy
Rear Adml.
Mark Fox

"The moving
finger writes":
using automatic writing,
I predict
the arrest
of the entire
Central Intelligence Agency

Can the President
of the War on Terror
be impeached
for choking
former CIA Director
George Tenet?

My troop surge:
I crouch
20,000 times
in my litter box,
but there's
no litter
in the box

Believe me,
this is not
the day
you want
to pick me up

Out the window,
the death
of every squirrel
between
my jaws

I want
my opinions
on scrapbooking
to gain
a wider
audience

Go ahead,
try
to pick me up
and
I'll slap
your face

The case
against
pre-emptive
holocaust
in Iran

I'm so
far
under
the bed
you'll never
find me