Episode Twelve: "Mesopotamia"

MARY: He's been irrelevant for a long, long time, Rhoda.
RHODA: He's a disgraceful human being.
MARY: Shhh. He's about to say something about a country north of Saudi Arabia and west of Iran -- the site of a number of Mesopotamian civilizations, including Sumer, Akkad, Assyria, and Babylonia.

MARY: Listen to this tripe: "This is not the fight we entered in the ancient civilization of Mesopotamia."
RHODA: Look at Nancy Pelosi. Everything will be all right.
MARY: What's that skittering noise in the kitchen walls?
RHODA: Look to the light, Mary.
MARY: I'm waiting for him to say that the divorce rates are up for veterans of Afghanistan and Iraq.
RHODA: Do we still have soldiers in Afghanistan?
MARY: That's a lot of terror to be President of the war on.

MARY: Or at least admit it's unprecedented in U.S. military history to have soldiers going back for a third tour of duty.
RHODA: The Army's Third Infantry Division just went back to Mesopotamia for its third year in the war.
MARY: At risk taken to guard against our own precautions.
RHODA: Ladies and injuries: shape the outcome of victory. Let us be on this day at this. Let be be finale of seem.
MARY: If I make twenty-thousand surges for the laser-pointer light that Tony and Shelly shine on the rug, this won't help me catch, kill, and eat it.
RHODA: Mary, don't worry. We've confiscated all the cell phone cameras in Mesopotamia. Nobody can make clandestine videos of hangings anymore.

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