Thursday, January 18, 2007

"You are too sensitive for this vulgar crew"

The Chariot, in conjunction with the World, carries your social life along at top speed today, Shimmy. Lots of socializing in store, notably with people you haven’t met before. You'll work alongside Martin Van Buren all day on a crag under the sky, assembling a prototype of an aerosol spray using methyl and ethyl chloride as propellants. Caught up in the whirlwind watching the black cat in the window across the street lick himself, you’re in danger of getting carried away and falling for him, passionately but unwisely, at first sight. Don’t forget, Shimmy, that passion is best taken in small doses and the bathtub spigot reeks of incense. Where is the string of dental floss? As far as work goes, those around you need all their energy and forcefulness to shake you out of your insecure state of mind. Who put the catnip bag under the rug? The Hanged Man makes you ill at ease in yourself, and you find it difficult to join the vague endeavors of your colleagues. At least be polite, make an effort, if Vivian Vance dumps a handful of Aquari-Yum tuna treats on the floor for you.


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