Thursday, December 08, 2005

List, II


1. Trash bags
2. Vacuum cleaner
3. The dogs upstairs
4. Venetian blinds
5. Thunder
6. The broom
7. Yoga mats
8. Shoes
9. Eugene Chadbourne
10. The cat travel carrier
11. Rain
12. USA Patriot Act
13. Motorized toys
14. Lightning
15. Big parcels
16. House sitters
17. The apartment buzzer
18. Lemon rinds
19. Outside
20. Uptown Animal Hospital
21. Loud sneezes
22. The dishwasher door
23. Lemon Pledge furniture polish
24. Anaesthesia
25. Rolling desk chairs
26. Salt trucks driving down the street
27. Orange rinds
28. Ringtones
29. Clapping hands

16 Comments:

Anonymous Aaron said...

How about, "The Broom?"

9:24 AM  
Blogger Shimmy said...

I tried to write "The broom," but the mere thought -- the memories of its terrifying whisk -- stopped me cold and I had to push it from my mind. It's there now, nestled between thunder and yoga mats.

9:57 AM  
Blogger Troglodyte said...

Shimmy,

How do you feel about those two-legs snapping pictures of you while you are doing your most profound thinking?

3:41 PM  
Blogger Shimmy said...

I've grown accustomed to their bourgeois diversions. They are inadequate cats.

7:56 PM  
Blogger A. said...

Scout told me to tell you "rolling chairs."

9:26 PM  
Blogger Troglodyte said...

Dottie asked me to recommend adding Christmas tree ornaments and anything that is behind a door.

12:54 AM  
Blogger Shimmy said...

Rolling desk chairs! Fie on thee!

(Now poised between anaesthesia and orange rinds.)

4:34 PM  
Blogger Shimmy said...

Christmas tree ornaments are complex. Their contours horrify me. Yet a mouse tail comes from tinsel.

A lingering piece of corner is simpler behind a door.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Adam Christopher Snow said...

Kyle Orton jersey?

9:33 AM  
Blogger Shimmy said...

I hide under the bed when Tony says, "Bob Stanley, Rich Gedman. October 25, 1986. New York."

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look, animal. Don't yap poetry to compensate for your astonishing lethargy and laziness.

12:49 AM  
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