Monday, December 04, 2006

Please. What Good is Tenderness?

The Mayakovsky Tree swayed. Its bark melted in the sunlight.

"Who should replace John Bolton?" he asked.

Snow ruffled the insidious squirrel bole.

"Catherine Deneuve," I said.

"She's the better actress."

"In Belle de Jour, Catherine Deneuve wasn't afraid of window blinds, wastepaper baskets, yoga mats, or the dishwasher."

"God is content, Shimmy. God rubs his palms. God thinks: just you wait, Vladimir!"

5 Comments:

Blogger Matt Sandwich said...

Well, Catherine Deneuve scared the pants off of me in 'Repulsion,' but Bolton scares the pants off of me in real life. But if I'm going to lose my pants on account of one of them, I'd certainly go with her.

8:32 PM  
Blogger Kimo & Sabi said...

We're scared of Michael Bolton too - he yells a lot!

P.S. - WAcKy WedNeSDay is back!

9:08 PM  
Blogger Shimmy said...

Jesse Helms: "Michael Bolton is the kind of man with whom I would want to stand at Armageddon, if it should be my lot to be on hand for what is forecast to be the final battle between good and evil in this world."

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm Katy,
from Sri Lanka,
and I'm 19 y.o

Hi, Girl and Boy
I've studied English sinse this Winter .
It's very difficult for Me! Really hard!
I want like to meet peple and practisice My English with them.

Thank You

2:47 PM  
Blogger A. said...

Katy, Bolton's moustache is an affront to your English.
Shimmy, Scout sends high-fives. Fours. Whatever.

4:14 PM  

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