The Haunting
GRADY GIRLS: Come play with us, Shimmy.
ME: Go away.
GRADY GIRLS: You know why we're here.
ME: You're making me angry.
GRADY GIRLS: They're taking you back to the Uptown Animal Hospital.
ME: I made Dr. Kolm move away. I scared him. He moved to the suburbs.
GRADY GIRLS: He's not the only doctor there. You know that, Shimmy.
ME: Dr. Kissinger wears a butcher's apron. There was blood on the walls.
GRADY GIRLS: Why don't you come play with us? Forever. And ever. And ever.
ME: They can't take me there. I don't want to hear any more stories about Salvador Allende.
GRADY GIRLS: They can do anything they want.
ME: Literally, they can't take me there. They sold their car.
GRADY GIRLS: They joined a car-sharing organization.
ME: Fucking hippies.
GRADY GIRLS: They will drive you to a follow-up appointment at the vet. In their car-sharing sedan. Unless you come play with us, Shimmy.
ME: Why do you say my name like that?
ME: Go away.
GRADY GIRLS: You know why we're here.

GRADY GIRLS: They're taking you back to the Uptown Animal Hospital.
ME: I made Dr. Kolm move away. I scared him. He moved to the suburbs.
GRADY GIRLS: He's not the only doctor there. You know that, Shimmy.

GRADY GIRLS: Why don't you come play with us? Forever. And ever. And ever.
ME: They can't take me there. I don't want to hear any more stories about Salvador Allende.
GRADY GIRLS: They can do anything they want.
ME: Literally, they can't take me there. They sold their car.
GRADY GIRLS: They joined a car-sharing organization.
ME: Fucking hippies.
GRADY GIRLS: They will drive you to a follow-up appointment at the vet. In their car-sharing sedan. Unless you come play with us, Shimmy.
ME: Why do you say my name like that?

1 Comments:
One of the most terrifying events in my life was overhearing two acquaintances talking and one said to the other: "If Kissinger ran, I'd vote for him." Damn near lost my dinner there and then.
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