Episode Seven: "Ann Coulter Death Trip"

RHODA: Is Ann Coulter the Angel of Death?

MARY: The President of the War on Terror is concerned about the broader message Ann Coulter sends to our friends and allies around the world, particularly in the Middle East.

RHODA: That's why she's not guarding our ports anymore in New Orleans, Miami, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and New York.

MARY: It's almost spring and round glazed moths will fly into my mouth. They taste like mustard.

RHODA: Mary, a couple months ago, Ann Coulter told an audience at Philander Smith College: "We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice [John Paul] Stevens’ creme brulee."

MARY: How come she wasn't arrested? Why isn't Ann Coulter in jail right now?

RHODA: If I said that in an airport screening line or on a wiretapped phone call, I'd be propped on a milk crate in Abu Ghraib.

MARY: With a hood over your head, Rhoda, and wires attached to your fingers.

RHODA: Mary, you'll be electrocuted if you don't eat the creme brulee.

MARY: Ann Coulter is upright and cunning, like a large, wet cardboard box.

RHODA: In January 2002, she said: "We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."

MARY: Ann Coulter thinks about dead people when she's making love.